A ticket to a Chris Brown show purchases you a few genuine life lessons from Breezy himself, who halted his El Paso show to vent about infant mother dramatization.

“Young ladies – they don’t get your cash, ” Breezy told the fellas in the group, “Get your cash yet be keen, man. Everyone be savvy.”

Interpretation: keep it in your pants if you don’t want to dish out child support checks.

Brown’s been inconsistent with his infant mom Nia Guzman over alimony for their one-year-old girl Royalty. She supposedly demanded $15k a month … six times more than the past month to month check.

Wow and I thought my life was complicated.